when nobody's glad you're here

[wont_be_me]

PLAYER
Name: Vee
Contact + Notes: itsabee
Anything We Should Know: I also play Anna notched who is much nicer. She actually has functioning emotions, although her emotion is generally 'sad'.
Favorite GIF:


CHARACTER
Name: Carolena (Carla) Morir
Info Page/App: App
Who They Are: The kind of obnoxious, precocious rich bitch who turns to crime because it's the only thing challenging or exciting in her life. Grew up on a shitty planet where they enslaved the dead, who eventually turned on them all (spoilers: Z O M B I E S). Carla survived, and is all the more annoying for it. She has absolutely no regard for anyone who isn't herself, and she will lie, cheat, steal, fuck, and bully anyone or anything to get her way. She's just... a walking talking NIN song and I'm not sorry....
Where They've Been: S P A C E
What They Want: To ruin your day.
Plot & CR Desires: I mean... does anyone want to make friends with a cruel, obsessive psychopath? I didn't really think so... She sure wants to push all your buttons and collect all your secrets and hurts though.
Anything Else: Gets a little panicky around zombies. Doesn't know how to fight too good without her fancy space guns. Great with mechanical, fiddly things. Let her know if you ever need to forge your commander's signature :)

Comments

[libratus]

Ok but you know who definitely needs more psychopaths in his life, spoilers it's Ilias.

Also /dons a rubber mask of TK's face, please be friends with Leander, thanks.

[wont_be_me]

I mean... if by 'needs more psychopaths in his life' you mean 'needs Carla to rile up the existing psychopaths to the point that they kill him' then probably.

[krem]

Listen... I love her already

[libratus]

Hey, we've established that xenomorph flesh sculpture is on the list of potential endings for Ilias, I'm here to see what happens.

[wont_be_me]

Wow sir. Your life choices are not good ones.

[wont_be_me]

Someone has to, I guess?!?!

[sarcophage]

[wont_be_me]

You know, I wasn't really thinking about it because the convo with Abby was pretty much "Carla's an asshole, you should app her."

But Carla really likes artist types because she is... not capable, she's just a copy cat counterfeiter/forger. She has one named Barbet who is very snooty and pretentious likes to work in actual zombies... Which eventually got him kicked out of France wherever. So he worked for the gangs maintaining all the pretty joytoys which is exactly what it sounds like.

In one AU he makes Carla one after someone she... super fucked over shoots her in her bitch head. She did not like it. Eventually progressed that AU to a wish-granting demon stopping by and returning her to shrieking sortve-life. Eventually she ate him in revenge.

So I mean. I guess. Ya'll wanna restore some paintings and be horrible to each other.... I guess.