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PLAYER
Name: Jon
Contact + Notes: plurk handle is

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Anything We Should Know: I'm on GMT so my hours are all weird in comparison to most people?

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CHARACTER
Name: Haelan. He doesn't have a surname.
Info Page/App: The Chantry Tried To Raise This Kid. You Won't Believe What Happened Next
Who They Are: He's a pickpocketing, babyfaced little snot who got caught stealing stuff from the Inquisition, and now has to do pro-bono work taking messages around Kirkwall and helping them crop herbs etc from the wilderness beyond the city walls
Where They've Been: er... Kirkwall? Is there anywhere else worth going to outside of Kirkwall?
What They Want: ~~a really cute girlfriend~~ ~~his bestfriend to stop calling him babyface~~ ~~some shoes without holes in~~ ~~maybe even a cute boyfriend idek~~ Okay so Haelan doesn't know what he wants. He's barely 17, did you know what you wanted at 17? Because he can't have an iPhone. Although he'd probably think it was demonic if he saw one.
On a serious note? Haelan wants to be left alone to pickpockets and get drunk and have fun, but that's just not going to happen with crazy god-monsters and holes in the sky, right?
Plot & CR Desires: Haelan needs to grow up a little bit. He's been forced to help out the Inquisition in the city, and they probably want him to stop thieving too. However to do that, he's going to need something else to do that puts bread on the table. Someone take him in and start teaching him how to be a useful and productive member of society (at some point) so he has the chance to survive until he's 20. Until that point, some friends, some mentors, some people who want to give him a thick ear for dipping his hand into their bag?
Anything Else: NOPE! :)

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Hey, welcome to the game! Haelan sounds fun, and I can't wait to meet him with all three of mine. I'm Isana and I have: Skadi (an Avvar Spirit Warrior who just arrived this month), Inessa Serra (elven Circle mage turned Grey Warden, with a mabari), and Korrin Ataash (Vashoth mercenary mage). Korrin's going to avoid actively mentoring anyone (she had another experience in-game that...did not end well), but I could see it happening despite her best efforts. And I'm up for anything with my others, of course.

Hi Isana!

I think Haelan is going to be very torn between petting the mabari and going "aaaaaagh mage!" He is not good near mages. Can't think why a boy brought up by the Chantry in Kirkwall might be scared of mages... and Qunari too for that matter so he might be even more concerned about Korrin! Still, if they're about in Kirkwall, especially helping the Inquisition or generally around in the Gallows, Haelan will no doubt bump into them.

Also, Avvar are cool. Very cool. Please don't let him try and steal from Skadi because I have a feeling it would end very, very badly for him.

...I can see her lifting him by the scruff of his neck and giving him this look.

Annnnnnd this is the terrified look he'll give her back.

And then he'll tell her that her tattoos are awesome.

And then he'll go back to being terrified.

o/ hello small tiny thief friend who is also fond of explosions :D

welcome to the game! it's fun to have some younger characters running around. i'll definitely keep an eye out for him on my guys. eagerly awaiting the day an iphone falls through a rift now, tho.

Now someone's said that- an iPhone really does need to fall through a rift. With or without an owner, but it would be great. What's cell coverage even like in Thedas? These are the questions we need to be answering.

There needs to be more explosions. This is just a fact of life. Maaaaaaaaaybe Myr can provide??? If asked nicely? Or brought a shiny map in return?

TOTALLY.

(I am also happy to keep going with their TDM thread/make it canon if you like! Once I...dig out from under my giant pile of tags whoops.

But definitely we'll get some explosions.)

If love to continue it when you get a chance! There clearly must be EXPLOSIONS.

You know... it would be fun if Haelan could learn to make some of those recipes to make magicless explosions... and it went wrong. And blew up a shed in the grounds or wherever he was keeping it.