help.

[assistente]

PLAYER
Name: Cee!
Contact + Notes: Ceeeeee @ plurk or PM
Anything We Should Know: 🎶 SIDE CHARACTER 🎶 and I'm scared to play a mage, shh.
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CHARACTER
Name: Salvio Pizzicagnolo
Info Page/App: Click
Who They Are: formerly the son of servants, formerly of the Antiva City Circle, and then formerly of the seneschal's staff at Suledin Keep, Salvio came to the Inquisition with the former head of operations division, Seneschal Casoferrazza. Content to remain the assistant to an assistant, Salvio likes paperwork and filing and good handwriting and remaining totally in the background so he can get his work done. BUT NOW: Casoferrazza's lackluster guidance has been noticed, and he has been shipped back to Antiva City and a lesser posting, leaving an open position in Operations... and leaving Salvio with more work.
Where They've Been: here. in Kirkwall. in a secluded corner of the Base Operations office, half-hidden by stacks of paperwork.
What They Want: he just wants a boss. someone to be in charge. someone who isn't him. and he wants everyone in operations to file reports on time.
Plot & CR Desires: my big thing is I'm going to run a COMPLAINT BOX that everyone can contribute to!!! there will be addresses of these complaints every now and then. otherwise I just want to be the office admin to the Inquisition with everything that entails. if you're involved with Operations, time to start turning in your reports. please help him and turn in your reports. please.
Anything Else: please, please, please take over as Head of Base Operations.

Comments

[foundmyselfagain]

you need someone to be in charge of base operations you say

[assistente]

PLEASE

comes with a free assistant

[provenforce]

I considered putting Rey up for Seneschal for a hot second but all the stuff like dealing with diplomats and stuff she would be super bad at.

That being said she'll be happy to make Salvio's life more difficult by showing up at regular intervals to yell about supplies that maintenance needs if you don't want the gallows to fall apart into the ocean.

[assistente]

diplomats are the worst but maybe still consider being the boss, we really need a boss, don't you feel unsupported without a boss, Rey!!!

also please don't yell just write a requisition request and put it in this pile of requisition requests and then write a memo about the requisition request and put it in the pile of these other memos. they'll eventually be read. possibly by Salvio's successor when he inevitably cracks under pressure.

pleasure working with you.

[provenforce]

nope she thrives under lack of leadership really aside from the whole. falling into darkside holes and touching hands with boys thing.

she's not really a paperwork kind of person she's more of a yelling kind of person.

[assistente]

well will she at least sign off on the transcript he makes of her yelling so it can be filed and catalogued


please

[elegiaque]

"what are all these complaints from someone not even in the inquisition"

[assistente]

bewildered iS THIS EVEN ALLOWeD shouted at regular intervals

[elegiaque]

buddy she has so many complaints.

[assistente]

GREAT

eventually gwen just gets her own file. then her own drawer. then her own room where the complaints are stored.

[limier]

i lost my shit at eee eee eeeee

[assistente]

when in doubt freak em out

[assistente]

by which i mean going eee eee eeeee and backing away

[limier]

[judgemewhole]

Hello there nervously Antiva person.

[assistente]

backs away

verrrrrrry slowly because I heard templars make sight-based attacks

[exequy]

I’ve changed my mind about the Inquisition not needing an Inquisitor.

[assistente]

why

will the Inquisitor be the boss and answer memos and file reports on time

[exequy]

No, no, no.

Salvio will be the Inquisitor.

He will save Thedas.

As whoever named him foresaw.

[assistente]

[sangsues]

would you like a headache cure

[assistente]

100% yes

100% is going to fall for every last bit of snake oil cures you got buddy