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PLAYER
Name: k2
Contact + Notes: plurk or discord (oeste#8807) or PM
Anything We Should Know: i play....... too many characters......
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CHARACTER
Name: Ottoline Gardet-Lorier
Info Page/App: Click
Who They Are: Merchant scion, amateur poisoner, and matchmaker.
Where They've Been: Tantervale! + Here and there throughout the North.
What They Want: Otto is here to do an act of **GREAT CHARITY** by whipping the Inquisition's many romantic entanglements into more productive shape. You're all horny, so let's put it to good diplomatic use.
Plot & CR Desires: Ships to meddle in, people to say terrible things to/about, etc. She doesn't really care about most of these weird heathens, but recognizes that some people do and that might be useful. Taking a professional interest in mages on the off-chance that inheritance laws are modified.
Anything Else: She'll be staying in Hightown, where word has it that she suffers from frequent, dreadful headaches. 

Comments

[sangsues]

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[sangsues]

literally the worst people*




*if by worst you mean best

[koteletten]

i need a smirkier icon, but soon he will join this party

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[sangsues]

is this like a threesome party or just a gossip over tea party because like either seem plausible

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those aren't necessarily mutually exclusive

[sangsues]

oh my god

[elegiaque]

my body is ready

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guess who definitely hasn't heard about gwen yet

[dissono]

Gwen like NO IM DEFINITELY DISQUALIFIED

[matchymatchy]

please it's orlais elfblooded bastards probably grow on trees

the trick is finding her one with a family that also likes them, preferably of lesser status so her relationship to the duke is more appealing in the short term gains than pissing off the empress by taking her in

and ideally not a six foot six demon but we take what we can get

[elegiaque]

emeric getting his wallet out like how much does this matchmaker charge

[paladingus]

I know there is no reason for her to take interest in a peasant-born and Chantry-sworn bastard factory, a gayer-than-Wintersend city elf or a not-conclusively-not-a-demon rifter, but I don't care, she's fabulous and I want CR with her anyway.

[matchymatchy]

i'm working on ways to try and make rifters and non-wealthy characters viable for it, because i don't want to exclude 90% of the game, so i will keep you updated

[paladingus]

It doesn't have to be of the matchy kind; it can be of the "saying horrible things" kind.

[gottakeeponejumpahead]

....I politely beg previous CR between her and James, where she has tried to matchmake him before and now he has to run for his life.

or you know, go on more missions to avoid her. <.

[bouclier]

/hisses and makes cross sign with fingers.

Which is to say that Evie's mom has totally been in contact with this lady please make her daughter get married she's 26 and single it's disgusting.