THE GREATEST AVENGER OF ALL TIME IS HERE!

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PLAYER
Name: Jade.
Contact + Notes: boofhead + you'll find me in the Discord lurking like a CREEP!
Anything We Should Know: I am Australian, I have three ragdolls, and I love Beyonce. Sorry in advance but I legit know nothing about Dragon Age other than that Dorian guy is apparently the Hot One.
Favorite GIF:


It's not a gif because I don't know how to read.

CHARACTER
Name: The greatest character from the MCU: Wanda Maximoff, the Scarlet Witch.
Info Page/App: Click!

Who They Are: The greatest person you will ever meet. An Emmy-award winning television writer, creator, showrunner, producer, set designer, music editor, principal photography… person, casting director, and actor (just to name a few!). Wanda's the coolest Avenger and the best wearer of red (shade meant @ Stephen), and she is super dorky but also hella weird and off-putting at times.

Where They've Been: Hopping the Multiverse chasing Stephen Strange because he didn't leave a good review of her magnum opus, WandaVision. She's also ??? under rubble ??? I hear it's great for the skin.

What They Want: 😬

Plot & CR Desires: Everything! Wanda will be interested in the magic here, the world and its culture, and how she can help. She'll most likely be trying to keep a low profile for a while and downplay her one million abilities to reduce her threat/lets-worry-about-her-being-a-liability level because That's Smart. The ultimate goal is to get Wanda into a place where she feels like she belongs, she can be helpful, and she has confidence in herself not to be a fuck-up. (Also??? fuck things up???) And have friends??? Girl needs better coping skills.

I have popped her in Forces. Sorry in advance!

I'm game to keep TDM threads as canon; otherwise, I'm happy to start fresh. I'm keen to wave my hands at her arriving through the rift, and have her be around for a week or so observing things like a creep.

Anything Else: If you're familiar with Wanda, you know she's OP AF and has some insane powers! While homegirl is nerfed thanks to Thedas, she still has access to a good majority of her ridiculous abilities! One of those is telepathy/mind control! 😁 If you can please let me know if you're up for some telepathy/mind control shenanigans, that would be great, as I will use that to tap you on the shoulder for things. (My preference is to chat with players 1:1, but a permissions post gives me an idea as to what you're up for.)

You all have Libby to blame for why I'm here, and Julie to blame for it being Wanda.

Comments

[elegiaque]

let's be best friends that won't stress anyone out at all :)

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:)

let's have sunday brunches where certain people aren't allowed to join no matter how ugly they cry.

[elegiaque]

also i have an idea for a first thread i will DM you

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i love that you're telling me this while also talking to me on discord. i hope this is our life now. 🥺

[elegiaque]

♥ ♥ welcome to the rest of our life ♥ ♥

[reparo]

Well well well look at what the vegemite dragged in 👀

Hi Jade! It's Cella here, welcome to being a fellow shiny newbie.

Sidebar, Hermione comes equipped with CRAU from a game so she knows who Wanda is, but if you don't wanna have a repeat of the "omg, beyonce???" Meme you can let me know!

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The Vegemite took its sweet ass time tbh!

HELLO!!! When I saw you were Hermione, I was quietly like, "I need Hermione and Wanda CR". 👀

re: CRAU - Let's go!! If it's a positive association, Wanda will roll with it and think it's just a day that ends with y.



Don't deny me my rights.

[reparo]

It's not a NEGATIVE one - they were in a war together and Wanda got to be OP and cool so, you know. Witches be witchin'

Your rights will be granted
Im glad you brought her in here, I was on holiday while you were on TDM and was chewing my nails that you'd be seduced in here for this 2.0 CR

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You left Vegemite all over this place. You know I can't resist Vegemite!

Hermione and Wanda exchange BFF bracelets in the next week or I'm writing a complaint that you didn't take me on your holiday to the Complaint Office.

[reparo]

I'm the Complaint Office

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A twist not even I plotted for!

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Stephen and Wanda have updated their relationship status to: It’s Complicated

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dID HE FINALLY ADD HER ON FACEBOOK

[aberratic]

telepathy buddies suuuuuuup

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ness is stephen's magic apprentice and thinks the sun shines out of his ass

Girl, we're hosting a prayer circle ASAP.

[aberratic]

sorry can't hear your prayers over all the gold star stickers she's going to be getting on her magic homework!

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Did you know Wanda has gold star stickers… and they glitter?

[aberratic]

suddenly we're listening intently.

[tadpoled]

Fuck ups who are mages yes! Yes please! Especially since he's friendly with Stephen.

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\o/ There should be a club! I think we'd get some awesome t-shirts???

[tadpoled]

YESSSS and caps that say FU on the top. For Ferelden University, clearly

[cozen]

Hi! Welcome! I'm MJ, one of the mods, and aside from that I play a bunch of native Thedosians. Too many of them. There are six. I need to do something about that.

But until I do the one most relevant to Wanda is probably Kostos, who's also in Forces and is a sullen mage with a lot of opinions about irresponsible magic use. He's also psychic but specifically with spirits and no one/nothing else. I'm sure he'll bump into her promptly.

And Redvers is also in Forces, but he's a Templar who would like mages and rifters to sign here on the dotted line to agree to go back to forever jail when the war is over, thanks.

I won't flood you with explanations of the other four. But they're out there. Waiting.

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Hi MJ! If I can offer a suggestion: I think you need to add another to make it seven. Hehe.

I love how both of your guys in the Forces are opposites! I can't wait for Wanda to meet Kostos and maybe start a Psychics Are Cute Club that no one else is allowed to enter. (Give me all the psychic stuff!) Wanda will ensure not to sign any papers Redvers hands over!

I love how sinister your end note is.

[cozen]

Fortunately for me and the people waiting on me to tag them, six is our per-player cap, so I cannot have more until I kill someone off. >:)

Also as I was reading and filling out your permissions I remembered: Bastien (this guy) has been to a Fade-constructed version of the MCU and read Tony Stark's post-humous biography while he was there, because he's nosy. So if you don't want him to have read anything about her then maybe he skipped those pages. But if it would be fun for you for him to, like, know generally she was an Avenger and maybe about major events like the Lagos thing, let me know!

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Oh, man!!! I'm cool with him knowing the basics/PR's angle of Wanda being an Avenger and the horrible events of Lagos! I don't really get to play with Wanda being Known like that, so let's go! It'll be fun. :)

[youwonscience]

We lightly crossed paths on the Discord, but welcome! Cosima, as previously mentioned is the head of Research and is not above publicizing that Research meetings involve snacks, drugs, and/or ill-advised experiments in order to poach non-Research personnel. Cosima's also close to Stephen, but you know, I'm sure that'll be fine.

I also have on tap an ex-Circle mage (who escaped), an ex-Templar (who quit), and an apostate who hasn't bothered mentioning to anyone that he is a mage as well as a vet because he doesn't think it's important. In case any of them are relevant to your interests.

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👀 Non-Research personnel
👀 Snacks
👀 Ill-advised things

If Wanda rocks up with drinks, she'll be allowed in, right???

Is it wrong if I just say everyone is relevant to my interests? (As long as they, you know, have snacks…)

[youwonscience]

Zero percent wrong.

(Also lol, hi, I'm Ammmy. Posting a welcome comment after a very long work day has hazards like "forgetting to say who you even are," apparently.)

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sjdkflsd I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. LET THIS BE THE CREEPIEST COMMENT EVER.







I know because of the taken page I promise I am not Joe Goldberg.

[laruetheday]

Welcome welcome welcoooome! I'm Lor, I play Clarisse here, also in Forces (& the Griffon Keeper). I'm super excited to see Wanda here. Looking forward to playing with you!

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OMG Lor, when I saw a Clarisse here 👀 I love her in the books and knew I wanted to hunt you down for CR, however that shapes itself out to be! (Also Griffons 👀).

[laruetheday]

Yesss always nice to see another Clarisse fan B)

Clarisse checks in with new rifters after their arrival to talk about the griffons and horses if you're interested in playing that out. Handwaving that is also a-ok with me! Either way I'm psyched to see how things go with them!

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I am so interested if you have the capacity for it! (I wasn't planning on doing a log but I can always come to you!) I imagine there is a good potential for ridiculousness… and, you know, exchanging BFF bracelets.

[laruetheday]

I can hit up Wanda's inbox if you're cool with that!

[pathlit]

hello, I'm mini! Just playing Jayce Talis from Arcane, excited to see Wanda here as she's one of my faves from the MCU. I joined the game with 0.5% knowledge of Dragon Age and now I have 5%. Maybe. Everyone's really helpful!

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Hey mini! sjdkfls okay, if you have 0.5% knowledge and now have 5%, this bodes really well for me!!!

I'm canonblind af to Jayce but I'm sure we're going to have a great time threading, because we are. Don't make me lock you in a Hex (affectionate).